Sunday, December 21, 2008
The Duchess' Christmas Surprise!
From your Majesty's agent, 1756
The Grand Duchess, (whose intentions seem to this correspondent to be inexplicably motivated at this late time in the year, it being so near Crīstes mæsse) has ordered her advance guard to cross the River Neuer and renew hostilities against the Königreich der Bleiherzen. As the Duchess has been heard to say, "those young men to the west...benötigen Sie etwas liebevolle Aufmerksamkeit!" (need some loving attention)...